Hey (yes, yes, I know, you're not a cow), I think I told you that I'm visiting Nancy this afternoon. Now remember my prank from last September? (I stopped about 200 yards from her house, took off all my clothes, then stopped at her place, got out of the car naked and said, "I stopped at the casino on my way here and didn't do so good.")
I just got the bright idea this morning while I was taking a shower and thinking about the trip. We have been having rain and occasionally storms here lately, and it's the same at her place. So here is my idea: I will take one of my wife's big bath towels along with me. Then I will stop about 200 yards from her house, take off my clothes, wrap the towel around me, then step out of the car at her place. When she sees me in the towel and starts laughing, my line will be. "Sorry. I ran into a shower on the way over here."
Of course, Nancy routinely lifts her top when I arrive and wiggles her boobs at me. Same when I go ... and the T-shirt is all she's wearing.
So that's the plan for today, and then I have to start getting things together for next week's trip to FF. I feel strangely calm about it--not stressing out about it. Not yet, anyway.
Yes, a visit to N is on the agenda for today. Then I start planning for next week's trip to FF with S. As I said a few lines earlier.
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Postscript--written a week later.
Just for the record, the joke did not work as well as hoped. Two reasons:
--1. The day was very sunny and warm. No showers like we had been having recently. So I obviously wouldn't have driven through showers, thus undermining the entire premise of the joke.
--2. She was preoccupied with a Hotmail-related trouble call (lost her address book) and had been on the phone for hours with someone apparently from India. So she was focused on that and didn't notice me drive up, though I had called just a few minutes before.
We had a good time, though. Pizza. Two movies. Etc.
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